It's so funny to see everyone running and dying due to the attack and the LITERAL dozens of nightmare stalkers

And then, you just have Etoiles complaining because ''I don't have my fight setup ready'' but still full life, alone with 10 nightmare stalkers around him

Enrichement for the cucumber man

this was so wild

Someone explain

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

Posts like this will be lost if Tumblr goes through with their "no more threads" plan.

Posts like this will be

lost if Tumblr goes through with

their “no more threads” plan.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

not enough people characterize q!philza or any philza character for that matter as a kleptomaniac 😒

you're telling me we all universally agree he's a crow but not that he's going to take any shiny thing that catches his interest

I wanna see more shenanigans of q!phil trying to sneakily shove whatever shiny thing he found into his backpack before someone sees him, or even just taking things he deems as valuable

it can even just be an instinct that he's learned to push down but I wanna see the guy struggling not to give in. and he does give in for things that would be less noticeable/less important like slimes first tools, or the shulker boxes on the French plane

have him steal one of forevers hair ties because it's a pretty shade of red or something, have him "borrow" a shiny doorbell cover

let my man steal insignificant items and everyone pretends they don't notice

There is a somewhat unique horror around Aypierre's creation of the Gegg Factory. He is MASS PRODUCING GEGGS and, as far as I'm aware, nobody else on the server knows about it.

I don't even know what he plans to do with this factory and that kinda worries me lol.

Philza: I'm building a super secret basement and no one will have access to it ever

Also Phil the second he hears Forever: hey I'm building my secret basement do you want to come see? 😊

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

Leonarda doodles because because because

UPS has reached an agreement with the Teamsters union to equip its iconic brown delivery trucks with air conditioning for the first time for new units.

The agreement, announced by UPS on Tuesday, comes as the delivery giant and the International Brotherhood of Teamsters negotiate the terms of a new contract for more than 330,000 U.S. employees. (source)

Unions work, unionize.

Workers need unions because It's 2023 and I can still see a post like this and involuntarily scream "What do you MEAN they didn't have air conditioning?!" out loud

Throwback to my first time cheating at multiplayer minecraft. Put your torches down, let me explain. And no, I haven’t done it since.

I don’t remember what version it was, only that it was a very long time ago. Food healed hearts directly, and- this is the important part- mossy cobblestone could not be crafted or mined anywhere in the overworld save the floors of dungeons.

It also was a brilliant, vibrant green, so much more aggressive than its current gentle texture, but that’s neither here nor there.

I was playing on a survival server I’ve long since forgotten the name of, and I was putting the finishing touches on my lovely brick house. But the floor, no no. I was a picky child; only the finest of flooring would do.

I wanted mossy cobblestone.

Immediately I was at an impasse. I could strip mine and explore caves in the hope of finding one dungeon; but I needed two whole stacks of it for my floor. There was no /locate command at the time, and I knew nobody else well enough to ask for it. And at the time, chunkbase and other seed scanning tools didn’t exist; not that it would have helped, since I didn’t have the world seed.

Perplexed, I logged off and consulted with friends at school the next day.

There, I was advised to try an x-ray texture pack.

So I did.

And it worked a treat! The dungeons were rendered perfectly visible to me, and I easily dug straight down (smart and subtle!) and raked in the precious mossy cobblestone I needed.

At one point, one of the mods asked me in chat if I was x-raying. Having just turned off the pack minutes before the message came through, I cheerfully said no and skipped off to finish my floor.

At no point during this entire exercise did it occur to child me to use the x-ray pack to mine for the diamonds I could clearly see.

(this isn't sarcastic btw you were using xray correctly 💯)

anyone else find that line about "standard industry practices" hilarious